Another haiku

Five, seven, fi-vuh.
I make syl'bles work for me.
I'm pro haikuer...

Haikus, PT 2

Here is a group of
Haikus, hope you enjoy them.
They didn't take long.


Here I sit at work.
Not really doing any
Work. I love this job.


People are talking
Around here about nothing.
Only tv shows.


Every now and then
We get a phone call and one
Of us answers it.


About five minutes
After that, we hang up. We
Sent them somewhere else.


Work is fun today.
And every day to be sure.
We don't do much here.


This is what you call
Tax dollars going to waste.
I love it a lot.


These haikus are kind
Of dumb, to be sure I'm not
Putting in much thought.


It has probably
Taken me about seven
Minutes to write this.


I think this is the
Last one in this series. I
Hope you have enjoyed.


I changed my mind this
Is the last one in this set.
I know I enjoyed.


Goodbye for now, I
Hope you will be back sometime
Soon. I will have more.

Haikus

Well, in an attempt to amuse myself, I decided I would take a shot at some rather unusual haikus... here goes:

These are a bunch of
Haikus which will define my
Ideal boredom.

Still it comes ev'ry
Saturday night to my room:
The absence of noise.

This haiku deals with
Just about nothing, except
For itself only.

This one is a lot
Like the one above it but
It mentions people.

Silently he creeps
Making as much sound as a
Small rodent-like beast.

Haikus rarely rhyme.
I will change that starting now.
This one's out of time.

Five seven five. Strange
How easy it is to use
That many syl'bles.

Masculinity.
I can't make a word fit here.
Manifestation.

I think that is all
The Haikus I will write for
Now. Hope you enjoyed.

This is not a real
Haiku quit reading it you
Are going mad now.