Haikus

Well, in an attempt to amuse myself, I decided I would take a shot at some rather unusual haikus... here goes:

These are a bunch of
Haikus which will define my
Ideal boredom.

Still it comes ev'ry
Saturday night to my room:
The absence of noise.

This haiku deals with
Just about nothing, except
For itself only.

This one is a lot
Like the one above it but
It mentions people.

Silently he creeps
Making as much sound as a
Small rodent-like beast.

Haikus rarely rhyme.
I will change that starting now.
This one's out of time.

Five seven five. Strange
How easy it is to use
That many syl'bles.

Masculinity.
I can't make a word fit here.
Manifestation.

I think that is all
The Haikus I will write for
Now. Hope you enjoyed.

This is not a real
Haiku quit reading it you
Are going mad now.